newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

bouhous:

hey bro…u awake? can i hold your hand…..i had a nightmare

jpgay:

atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

radotsuki:

do you ever like have a name totally ruined for you because you knew some asshole with that name and now no matter the person’s own virtues they have to get over this huge hurdle which is their name

ecstasysmom:


Someone should check on Flo

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo



Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

violentbaudelaire:

Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued

violentbaudelaire:

Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued